Love Story

Succubus’s are real, and they live amongst us. Hide your kids, your wife is one of them. The artist’s channel: youtube.com There once was a pretty girl named Courtney, She had the whole world in front of her, She could be anything she wanted, She could be a princess, Or a ballerina, She could be a teacher, Or she could work at Tacos Bells… She could be ANY of these things if she put her mind to it. But as she developed, She noticed married men started paying extra attention to her. When her b^^ grew, Their pants grew, When her butt grew, Their wedding rings disappeared magically. Courtney tried studying in school, But that was just too hard, So after blowing on the one eyed monsters for years, Courtney decided she would just find someone super rich to marry. But who would be stupid enough to Marry a brainless one eyed dragon-blowing… Or… monsters… Or whatever is a metaphor for d^^. A football player! They get hit in the head all the time, So like every evil succubus demon from h^^ she lured him into marriage. But that is not where the stroy ends. Courtney made sure the big dumb football player didn’t sign a prenup, She said “Oh please, please, don’t question my love for you”, And though the football player had a small brain, He had a big heart. And 70 days later, she took him for 10000000 dollars. So what is the lesson for today? Men should only have s^^ with men. Because 99% of all women are succubus demons from h^^ who only marry you so they can screw you over

25 Responses to “Love Story”

  1. @xXXthefirefliesXXx Dude. I know. I was being facetious. 

  2. lol sounds like a story of my ex

  3. I wuv’s it… :3

  4. she has scary eyes O>O

  5. Hmm… Bitterness detected…

  6. Story made from Kim Kardashion :D

  7. :( im not like that (that kind of hurt D:)

  8. he only made this video because hes gay and wants to try and turn more people gay duuh

  9. This is really misogynistic and self-richeous.
    By the way, You’re worth nothing, so you don’t have to worry. Prick.

  10. this has got to be my favorite

  11. FAPFAPFAP

  12. if i ever have a child this is going to be their storybook

  13. xD haha wooow

  14. I agree that theres bitches from hell doing that…n im not 1 :p

  15. ….I’m the 1%

  16. BAHAHAHAHAHA

  17. my name is courtney….XD Awkward!!!!

  18. Lol Greg, it’s not succubus’s, it’s succubi ;) trust me I’m a cradle of filth fan! xD

  19. or in love w an air force flunkie :P

  20. 1:31 *calendar

  21. Awkward moment when my name is Courtney. (:

  22. i need this in book form so i can read this to children

  23. FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY

  24. @DF9392 really? r u stupid? its about kim kardashian. wow.

  25. Soooo… is Courtney Shiloh’s real name? Orr….?

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