Michael Palascak: Bass-Schuler Entertainment
Bass/Schuler Entertainment: Bass/Schuler has established itself as representing some of the best known names in the college, festival and corporate market today. Our friendly agents offer music, comedy, speakers, live novelties, games and variety acts. Bass/Schuler Entertainment has been the recipient of Campus Activities Magazine’s Reader’s Choice Agency of the Year Award for eight years and has been nominated every year since the agency’s inception in 1999. For booking information on Michael Palascak, or any other act for your college, festival, or corporate event, contact Bass/Schuler Entertainment at 773-481-2600 or e-mail info@bass-schuler.com. You can also visit our website at www.Bass-Schuler.com Michael Palascak: Michael Palascak (PAL-a-sack), a 20-something comedian from the Midwest, has trouble adapting to Daylight Savings Time. At a very young age, he was aware of the loud voices in his head, but a minor head injury during an intramural flag football game in college would quell them forever. And so, with the voices of destiny silenced, Michael was forced to forgo his pursuit of intramural flag football and settle for the more head safe career choice: stand-up comedy. Drawing from his lifelong experiences of living at home with his parents, dorm life, and frequent trips to the local Dunkin Donuts, Michael’s likeable, innocent persona allows audiences to really appreciate the simple humor in their own lives…and also to laugh a lot. He has performed at clubs and …
I hope T-Mobile paid him for that.
@ellendz yeahhhh! our english teacher is the best!
@theecalliemckinney Yeeeeahhh Callie! Our english teacher is awesome!
my english teacher’s dating this guy. that’s what’s up!
wabash indiana sucks! my cousin went to high school with this guy
i nearly threw my laptop when i saw Jeff Dunham. really glad i didn’t.
dude fuckin killed it
he’s so funny 2 me i saw him on Jay Leno once
@abdomega sure he fucking did
omg i watched him the tuesday at UCR hes freaking funny! welcome to campus =D
good job that is some funny stuff.
he came to my college.. he is freakin hilarious and a sweetheart.
I loved his bit on Jay Leno! “Micheal, it’s 1pm why are you just now getting up? Well that’s because I forgot to put my cell phone on silent.”
@abdomega lukyyyyyyyyyy
Mike lived a few doors down from me freshman year of college.
He’ll be at my college tonight. I’m excited. I’m gonna get there early.
he came to my college, funny guy
love this guy, wish he had more material.
I LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
he’s hilarious, just saw him and has such a calm face–makes it even funnier
hahha hes fucking hilarious! i wanna see him do more stand up! hahaha “your no longer in my fav 5!!”
he kinda looks like Paul Rudd
some settling may occur. with Columbus to the Indians! hilarious. but you don’t know. you weren’t there.
Just saw him last night, and he was an english major
i just graduated from college with a communication degree, im living at home while waiting tables and looking for a ‘real job;’ my mom worries about stupid things both big and small — this was all too real for me.. which made it that much more hilarious. nice work!